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Apr. 23rd, 2013 01:59 amOkay guys. Saddening as it is, it's time to let Karl head out of the City. He was my first ever muse and I had a lot of fun playing with him, but his voice has been kind of weak and a canon review did not help. He'll be departing without fuss and without chaos (How about that! 8| ), but he will be leaving gifts(?) behind:
( A list! A list! )
( A list! A list! )
Physiology Of A Tiny Shinigami
Apr. 6th, 2013 03:29 am1) Fear Inducement
2) Kiss Of Death
3) Touch Of Death (He's capable of this in-canon too. As long as you have a pulse, he can reverse the flow of electrons in your body and power you off like a switch.)
4) Weapon Manipulation
5) Voice Manipulation
6) Intangibility
7) Invisibility
2) Kiss Of Death
3) Touch Of Death (He's capable of this in-canon too. As long as you have a pulse, he can reverse the flow of electrons in your body and power you off like a switch.)
4) Weapon Manipulation
5) Voice Manipulation
6) Intangibility
7) Invisibility
*POLY* Article
Mar. 22nd, 2013 12:37 amWhat does a man have to do to get a fucking cookie around here!?!?!”
~ Li during his controversial acceptance speech at the NRTV Awards
LI SHENSHUNG: The Rise & Fall of a Star
Li, at the height of his fame, voted "Bishie of the Year" by People 'r' Stupid Magazine, 2003.
Early Childhood
As an infant, Li was abandoned by his parents, who were horrified by the boy's deformity -- a monstrous set of humps on his collarbones. Raised in secrecy by nuns who constantly beat him with frozen hot dogs and jumbo shrimp, Li would later contribute to the Black Eyed Peas' hit single "My Humps," an anthem about living with his hideous deformity.
Throughout his difficult childhood Li polished various talents, such as eating, circus acrobatics, eating, playing musical instruments, eating, martial arts, eating, stand-up comedy, and eating. Also eating. "I would also often practice to dance, while eating a long loaf of French bread I used as a stripper pole," admitted Shenshung.
Performing on street corners and living off 'tiny scraps' stolen from food vendors, Li would eventually earn enough money for a humpectomy at 15. The former freak of nature then had collarbones so beautiful his parents were happy to accept him into their family. "I at first thought my dad was a hobo," Li recalls in his initial meeting with him in a 2003 issue of Maxim Magazine.
Rocketing to Fame in The Black Glutton
At 18, he was "discovered" by a Hollywood exec in a stand-up comedy bar, where Li's barely functional sense of humor tickled the exec's fancy. He was approached after his set, and the shy teenager was soon destined for Reality TV stardom.
Marketing executives for franchises such as McDoness and Pitza Hut, even those who weren't hammered, realized they had a chance to revitalize their brand via advertisements not-so-subtly placed in the series.
An example of the "well-placed" ads that fans came to associate with the The Black Glutton.
The caption says it all.
LOLICON?
In 2010 Li met a teenaged girl named Suou Pavlichenko, a trust-fund baby linked with socialites such as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. The relationship escalated, and soon they found themselves in a bizarre Lolita-esque love affair. Li, completely out of work and unable to land any roles in ads or sitcoms, had a lot of free time on his hands. He spent his nights out partying with Suou, and his days sleeping off hangovers. It wasn't long before the couple's relationship began to disintegrate. In June of 2011 Hei attacked Suou in a drunken rage with a curling iron for not baking him cookies, screaming "Bake ya bitch, bake!!" Fortunately, Suou only received minor burns. Nevertheless, she decided that Li was too unstable and ended the fling.
Li and his young girlfriend, who was rumored to be 13 rather than the reported 18!!!
DOWNFALL
Li spent the next few years "under the radar." In reality, he was now a hobo like his dad, living under bridges and cardboard boxes. He found himself drifting from place to place, eventually ending up at the West Coast -- in one of the vilest snake pits known to humankind: Jersey Shore. To this day, Li resides there in a tiny flat shared with six other roommates, all has-beens or ex-junkies. Sometimes, on quiet nights you can see him cosplaying as Pikachu, either the result of a drunken stupor, or a pitiful attempt to relive his glory days in The Black Glutton.
The price Li paid for stardom.
~ Li during his controversial acceptance speech at the NRTV Awards
LI SHENSHUNG: The Rise & Fall of a Star
Li, at the height of his fame, voted "Bishie of the Year" by People 'r' Stupid Magazine, 2003.
Early Childhood
As an infant, Li was abandoned by his parents, who were horrified by the boy's deformity -- a monstrous set of humps on his collarbones. Raised in secrecy by nuns who constantly beat him with frozen hot dogs and jumbo shrimp, Li would later contribute to the Black Eyed Peas' hit single "My Humps," an anthem about living with his hideous deformity.
Throughout his difficult childhood Li polished various talents, such as eating, circus acrobatics, eating, playing musical instruments, eating, martial arts, eating, stand-up comedy, and eating. Also eating. "I would also often practice to dance, while eating a long loaf of French bread I used as a stripper pole," admitted Shenshung.
Performing on street corners and living off 'tiny scraps' stolen from food vendors, Li would eventually earn enough money for a humpectomy at 15. The former freak of nature then had collarbones so beautiful his parents were happy to accept him into their family. "I at first thought my dad was a hobo," Li recalls in his initial meeting with him in a 2003 issue of Maxim Magazine.
Rocketing to Fame in The Black Glutton
At 18, he was "discovered" by a Hollywood exec in a stand-up comedy bar, where Li's barely functional sense of humor tickled the exec's fancy. He was approached after his set, and the shy teenager was soon destined for Reality TV stardom.
Marketing executives for franchises such as McDoness and Pitza Hut, even those who weren't hammered, realized they had a chance to revitalize their brand via advertisements not-so-subtly placed in the series.
An example of the "well-placed" ads that fans came to associate with the The Black Glutton.
However Li's pilot episode tested poorly, and he was almost let go before execs discovered audiences adored him in a scene where he was being cruelly tortured by underaged girls for cosplaying as Pikachu. The Black Glutton premiered in 2002 to raving reviews, and launched Li into instant stardom.
Critics and fans alike embraced the quirky series revolving around a student and his often volatile relationship with the mafia, food, preteen hookers, and talking cats. Episodes such as "You Want The Cookie? You Can't Handle The Cookie!," which alluded to Li's obsession with cookie dough, "You'll Get So Fat By 30," which spoke about Li's enormous appetite and freakishly high metabolism, and "Lolita!," a comic musical about underage hookers and Pikachu costumes, were embraced as classics.
TeeVo Guide took a particular shine to the show, praising it as a "wonderfully confusing cesspool of genre-butchery and gaping plot holes."
Li arriving at the NRTV Awards, where his profanity-laden acceptance speech sparked both controversy and memes.
Romance
It was during this time that Li began dating his co-star, Amber, and a Hollywood romance rivaling that of Ike and Tina's was born. The couple went through several stormy break-ups and reconciliations. They were married in the summer of 2003 and were voted as People 'r' Stupid Magazine's "Hottest Couple Of the Year."
But behind the glamour, all was not well. In 2004, Hei developed an alcohol problem in tandem with weight issues. Both his family and agents tried to cover it up, not wanting to ruin his image. However, by the time 2005 rolled around, Li was no longer the lovable goof who'd climb cheerfully in through your window and raid your fridge. He was a raging drunk with a nasty backhand. Soon, Li began to lash out at Amber, and during one rampage the paparazzi photographed him pulling a Chris Brown.
Images that shocked Li's fans worldwide.
When asked what caused this terrible burst of aggression, Li replied, "... I think she was trying to steal my cookies." In 2006 Amber, fed-up with Li's constant abuse, filed for divorce. Li was tight-lipped about the split, but with increased media pressure, finally admitted in an interview. "Marriage sucks. You think you want to be with someone forever, but then you're like... meh."
Li during The Black Glutton's wrap party. As time passed, he'd shed his pounds, but sadly never regain his stardom.
Critics and fans alike embraced the quirky series revolving around a student and his often volatile relationship with the mafia, food, preteen hookers, and talking cats. Episodes such as "You Want The Cookie? You Can't Handle The Cookie!," which alluded to Li's obsession with cookie dough, "You'll Get So Fat By 30," which spoke about Li's enormous appetite and freakishly high metabolism, and "Lolita!," a comic musical about underage hookers and Pikachu costumes, were embraced as classics.
TeeVo Guide took a particular shine to the show, praising it as a "wonderfully confusing cesspool of genre-butchery and gaping plot holes."
Li arriving at the NRTV Awards, where his profanity-laden acceptance speech sparked both controversy and memes.
Romance
It was during this time that Li began dating his co-star, Amber, and a Hollywood romance rivaling that of Ike and Tina's was born. The couple went through several stormy break-ups and reconciliations. They were married in the summer of 2003 and were voted as People 'r' Stupid Magazine's "Hottest Couple Of the Year."
But behind the glamour, all was not well. In 2004, Hei developed an alcohol problem in tandem with weight issues. Both his family and agents tried to cover it up, not wanting to ruin his image. However, by the time 2005 rolled around, Li was no longer the lovable goof who'd climb cheerfully in through your window and raid your fridge. He was a raging drunk with a nasty backhand. Soon, Li began to lash out at Amber, and during one rampage the paparazzi photographed him pulling a Chris Brown.
Images that shocked Li's fans worldwide.
When asked what caused this terrible burst of aggression, Li replied, "... I think she was trying to steal my cookies." In 2006 Amber, fed-up with Li's constant abuse, filed for divorce. Li was tight-lipped about the split, but with increased media pressure, finally admitted in an interview. "Marriage sucks. You think you want to be with someone forever, but then you're like... meh."
Weight Problems, Drug Abuse & Alcoholism
By 2007 it was evident that Li was caught in a downward spiral. His excessive weight and alcoholism earned him backlash from fans and critics. He was trolled mercilessly by paparazzi, and during one incident, allegedly beat a photographer unconscious with a frozen bluefish tuna. Or by sitting on him. The incident was never completely cleared up.
Meanwhile, after a drastic fall in ratings, executives dropped The Black Glutton. The network Up Yours was quick to pick up the series in time for a final episode. Despite its lukewarm reception, it was bittersweet for all involved. In it, Li finally graduates and opens his own restaurant, running it in tandem with an illegal cat-fighting ring that has ties to the Mafia.
By 2007 it was evident that Li was caught in a downward spiral. His excessive weight and alcoholism earned him backlash from fans and critics. He was trolled mercilessly by paparazzi, and during one incident, allegedly beat a photographer unconscious with a frozen bluefish tuna. Or by sitting on him. The incident was never completely cleared up.
Meanwhile, after a drastic fall in ratings, executives dropped The Black Glutton. The network Up Yours was quick to pick up the series in time for a final episode. Despite its lukewarm reception, it was bittersweet for all involved. In it, Li finally graduates and opens his own restaurant, running it in tandem with an illegal cat-fighting ring that has ties to the Mafia.
Li during The Black Glutton's wrap party. As time passed, he'd shed his pounds, but sadly never regain his stardom.
After a bout of depression, during which time he became a hooker for a host of B-List Hollywood clients, Li made numerous suicide attempts, all involving cookies in some shape or form. He also almost succumbed to his various issues which ranged from cookie-robbery to crushing people to death, before he finally won the battle with his weight.
His drug usage also led him to hallucinate that his ex-wife, Amber, was conspiring to poison him with the cheesecakes she'd send him periodically as a sign of forgiveness. This is rumored to have led to her brutal murder at her Beverly Hills home in 2008.
His drug usage also led him to hallucinate that his ex-wife, Amber, was conspiring to poison him with the cheesecakes she'd send him periodically as a sign of forgiveness. This is rumored to have led to her brutal murder at her Beverly Hills home in 2008.
The caption says it all.
LOLICON?
In 2010 Li met a teenaged girl named Suou Pavlichenko, a trust-fund baby linked with socialites such as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. The relationship escalated, and soon they found themselves in a bizarre Lolita-esque love affair. Li, completely out of work and unable to land any roles in ads or sitcoms, had a lot of free time on his hands. He spent his nights out partying with Suou, and his days sleeping off hangovers. It wasn't long before the couple's relationship began to disintegrate. In June of 2011 Hei attacked Suou in a drunken rage with a curling iron for not baking him cookies, screaming "Bake ya bitch, bake!!" Fortunately, Suou only received minor burns. Nevertheless, she decided that Li was too unstable and ended the fling.
Li and his young girlfriend, who was rumored to be 13 rather than the reported 18!!!
DOWNFALL
Li spent the next few years "under the radar." In reality, he was now a hobo like his dad, living under bridges and cardboard boxes. He found himself drifting from place to place, eventually ending up at the West Coast -- in one of the vilest snake pits known to humankind: Jersey Shore. To this day, Li resides there in a tiny flat shared with six other roommates, all has-beens or ex-junkies. Sometimes, on quiet nights you can see him cosplaying as Pikachu, either the result of a drunken stupor, or a pitiful attempt to relive his glory days in The Black Glutton.
The price Li paid for stardom.
Hei (mortemscintilla) Kink List
Mar. 4th, 2013 03:00 am| Rating Scale | |
| 0 | Will not do that activity |
| 1 | Don’t want to do or like to do this activity, but wouldn’t object it if was asked of you |
| 2 | Willing to do this activity, but it has no special appeal for you |
| 3 | Usually like doing this activity, at least on an irregular/occasional basis |
| 4 | You like doing this activity and would like to experience it on a regular basis |
| 5 | Is a wild turn-on for you and you would like it as often as possible |
By no means is this a full and comprehensive list of all the known kinks. This chart is devoted to the ones most commonly found in RP. For a secondary list of this character's preferences, click the 'Activity' link. Double standards ahoy!
| Biting | Par for the course. | 5 | He doesn't even consider it a paraphilia. | |||||
| Condoms | Condoms + sex are sine qua non for him. | 5 | He's careful about never leaving DNA/genetic traces anywhere. | |||||
| Vanilla Sex | Par for the course | 3 | He'll engage in it if he's with an inexperienced partner, or if that's their marked preference. | |||||
| Dirty Talking | Enough | 3 | Yes, if that's your bag. Otherwise he'll remain quiet. By nature, he's not particularly expressive/vocal. | |||||
| Fem Boys | Some. Mostly on assignments. | 1/2 | Only if there's nothing with a vagina within range. Sorry. | |||||
| Flexibility/Contortionism | Considerable | 3/4 | He's freakishly flexible. He certainly doesn't mind a partner who is too. | |||||
| Frotting | Enough. | 1/2 | In a pinch it will do. | |||||
| Handjobs/Fingering | Par for the course. | 5 | Since he's not particularly big on oral sex (unless asked or unless he especially likes the partner), this suits him fine. | |||||
| Ice | Considerable. | 3/4 | Ice is fun when it's not gluing you to the floor during combat. | |||||
| Intelligent Partners: Exhibits a preference for partners that have particularly high levels of intelligence, wit, cunning and manipulation skills, often particularly related to dirty talking. | Hot damn. | 5 | He enjoys mental stimulation as much (if not more) than physical. A partner who keeps him guessing will almost always win points. That said, he'll be far more interested in the mindgames than in the sex itself. | |||||
| Kissing | ......What he lacks in enthusiasm, he makes up for in technique? | 2 | He isn't particularly big on kissing, unless it's with a partner he's fond of. Outside that sphere it's too personal and invasive. | |||||
| Photography/Videotaping | Extreme, but almost exclusively for blackmail. | 0 | He'd never videotape himself during sex, much less enjoy it. Both risky and tactically foolish. | |||||
| Scratching | PLS | 5 | He enjoys dishing it out. He especially enjoys receiving it. | |||||
| Sex Toys | Considerable | 3/4 | Sure, if that's your bag. Less pressure on him. | |||||
| Sexy/Slutty clothing | ....eh? | 2 | If he's interested in you, he doesn't care what you're wearing. If not, then he personally prefers the low-key and elegant to the trashy. (He does have a fondness for women in pretty lingerie though.) | |||||
| Smoking | No way | 0 | Smoking -- and smokers -- are distasteful to him. | |||||
| Socks/Stockings | N/A | 3 | He enjoys them from an aesthetic viewpoint. Especially if he's fixated anyway on a partner's legs. Other than that, he's indifferent. | |||||
| Spanking | Oh come on! | 3 | He dislikes receiving it, but he dishes it out as par for the course. It's integrated so firmly into his mindset that he doesn't even consider it a kink. | |||||
| Strip Tease | More than enough. | 3/4 | Receiving: Sure (once he's determined you aren't carrying concealed weapons). It pays homage to the voyeur in him. Giving: If that's what blows your dress up. He's not the shy type. | |||||
| Teasing | Considerable | 4 | On the whole, he's very straightforward during sex. But once he develops a taste for it with a particular partner, he really develops a taste. | |||||
| Voyeurism/Exhibitionism | He creeps on people for a living. What do you think? | 3 | He's not an exhibitionist by any means. He's a voyeur at heart. An observer of human behavior. | |||||
| Anal Fisting | He's dished it out, but he'd zap you to death if you tried it on him. | 0/1 | He fails to see the appeal, health-wise. | |||||
| Anal Sex (Giving) | Substantial | 3/4 | He doesn't even consider it a kink. | |||||
| Anal Sex (Receiving) | Enough to know he doesn't like it. | 0/1 | .............No. | |||||
| Anal Training | Par for the course. | 3/4 | One does not... lay siege.... without proper... preparation? | |||||
| Anal Virginity | ....eh? | N/A | Everyone has to lose theirs at some point, right? That's his mindset, anyway. | |||||
| Pegging | Some. | 0 | DNW | |||||
| Rimming(Giving) | Enough. | 2 | He prefers the barrier method. He'll forgo it only if he's secure with the knowledge of a partner's hygiene/sexual history. One scrap of latex is worth a ton of bullshit, tyvm. | |||||
| Rimming (Receiving) | See Above | See Above | See Above. | |||||
| Breast/Nipple Play(Giving/Receiving) | Considerable | 5/1 | Giving: If he fixates on this activity, he will fixate. Receiving: It does nothing for him. | |||||
| Breeding: Entails the act sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of inducing pregnancy and/or producing offspring. | NO | 00000 | THERE SHALL BE NO CHILDREN EVER | |||||
| Clothed Sex | In a nutshell? This is his sex life. | 5 | He's very accustomed to engaging in quickies/knee-tremblers in alleys. Again, it isn't even a kink to him. | |||||
| Double-Penetration | Considerable. | 5 | Yes definitely, if it turns you on. | |||||
| Drug/Alcohol Use: The use of illicit drugs and/or alcohol in the context of an RP, typically to disorientate or otherwise mentally incapacitate a character, or to elevate the sensations of sex. | ....It's complicated. | N/A | He has a great deal of experience in utilizing mind-altering drugs for interrogations. Outside of that he finds drug use idiotic and self-harming. His relationship with alcohol on the other hand is... love/hate-ish. It numbs him, it loosens the screws of his bear-trap brain, but he also dislikes the loss of self-control afterward. | |||||
| Electric Toys | HAHA | 5 | ... He is an electric toy. | |||||
| Hair Pulling | Hoo boy. | 5 | Loves getting it. Loves dishing it out. The harder the better. | |||||
| Immobilization (Giving/Receiving) | Substantial | 4/0 | Giving: He enjoys being in a position of control. But he's not a megalomaniac. If he ties you down, he will carefully negotiate all the rules with you beforehand. Receiving: He would have to, not trust you, but be secure in the knowledge that you can't kill him. | |||||
| Multiple Orgasms | ....Eh? | IDEK | If he can get you off more than once or twice ...yay? | |||||
| Multiple Partners | Considerable | 3 | It has its perks. As long as they aren't enemies secretly plotting to immobilize you. | |||||
| Pseudo-rape | N/A | 1 | If that's what turns you on. Personally it does nothing for him. | |||||
| Breath Control | Substantial | 5 | He enjoys both giving and receiving. However, the latter is something he reserves for a partner who won't use it as an opportunity to, say, strangle him for realz. | |||||
| Choking | Substantial | 5 | See Above | |||||
| Orgasm Control/Denial | Substantial | 5 | Receiving: BRING IT! Giving: He enjoys the power-play. | |||||
| Sexual Pain: Refers to the inclusion of physical pain due to acts which are directly sexual; typically rough or excessive penetrations. | Substantial | 5 | Taking his preferences into account, this is often par for the course. He especially enjoys it if you hurt him back. | |||||
| Vaginal Sex | :| | 5 | Well duh. | |||||
| Facials(Giving) | PLS | 5 | Part of a good blowjob, he should think. | |||||
| Swallowing Semen (Giving/Receiving) | Quite enough | 5/1 | Giving: He doesn't care if you spit or swallow as long as you do a good job. Receiving: He's not squeamish about tasting his own spunk. A stranger's -- fuck it, the assignment better pay him enough. | |||||
| Auto Fellatio: The act of performing fellatio or cunnilingus on one's self. | Let's not go there xD | 2 | I've said before, he is freaky flexible. | |||||
| Cunnilingus (Giving) | Considerable | 0-5 | His enthusiasm is directly proportional to his fondness for you. Sorry. | |||||
| Face-Fucking(Giving/Receiving) | Some/Par for the course, | 4/0 | Receiving: He will bite down. Hard. Giving: We hope your deep throat skills are up to snuff? | |||||
| Begging | Meh? | Meh. | Good luck getting him to beg. If you're begging him, good luck getting him to listen. | |||||
| Blindfolds | Considerable | 2 | If it turns you on, fine. Personally he'd have to know you very well to let himself be blindfolded. | |||||
| Flogging(Giving/Receiving) | Considerable | 3/1 | Giving: If it turns you on. Receiving: He's indifferent. His pain threshold is remarkably high, but the act itself does little for him. | |||||
| Sexual Restraints: Refers to a dominant giving a command for how the submissive may act in regard to sexual acts or within a sexual situation; often a decree of chastity or prohibition from any form of sexual contact. | Extreme | 3 | He's a bossy bastard. Again, you could say this is par for the course. | |||||
| Wax Play | Considerable | 4 | Can be fun. | |||||
| Tit Fucking | Eh? | 2/3 | This is not even a kink for him. | |||||
| Branding | Some, as a giver, not a receiver. | 1 | He doesn't care for it, unless he's in a legitimate torture/interrogation session. | |||||
| Caging | Some | 2 | It depends on his mood. | |||||
| Discipline/Reinforcement | Substantial | 4 | He's comfortable in the role of the dominant. He'd be a poor submissive -- or perhaps just an unpredictable one if you go for the rebellious types. | |||||
| Death: A situation in which a character will die at any point by any means. | :D :D :D | N/A | You'd be amazed at how often you kill the people you shag in his profession. | |||||
| Menses: Engaging in an RP in which female menstruation will be applied to the sexual context of a scene. | Some | 2 | Provided there's no oral contact, blood doesn't bother him. | |||||
| Pubic Hair/Shaving | N/A | N/A | He's indifferent unless it results in excessively poor hygiene. | |||||
| Docking: Phallic insertion into the other male's sheath and/or foreskin. | Some | 0 | DNW | |||||
| Food Play | Considerable | 3 | He really,really likes food. | |||||
| Fear | To a degree? Par for the course on assignments. | N/A | He channels any fear into determination. | |||||
| Zoophilia | N/A | 0 | He fails to see the appeal. | |||||
| Enemas | Some | 1 | It does nothing for him. | |||||
| Foot Play | Some | 2/3 | Not unless the partner has adorable feet or something. | |||||
| Tickling | LOL | idek | He isn't ticklish at all. But he'll dish it out if asked. | |||||
| Genital/Nipple Piercings | N/A | 1 | It does nothing for him. | |||||
| Abrasions | Considerable | 3 | He's susceptible to bloodplay from time to time. | |||||
| Beating(Hard/Soft) | Considerable | 2 | He knows his own limits and doesn't mind testing someone else's. | |||||
| Face Slapping | LOL | 3 | He does that anyway as part of the job. | |||||
| Forced masturbation | Extreeeeeme | 0 | He considers sex with his marks to be a form of forced onanism. He dislikes it a great deal, but he'll keep the revulsion completely off his face. | |||||
| Golden Showers | Considerable | 2 | It's messy, but he'll indulge if that's what his partner prefers. Personally he's indifferent. | |||||
| Knifeplay/Gunplay | Considerable | 5 | In his Top Ten Favorites list, sob. | |||||
| Phone Sex | Enough | 2 | He's comfortable with assuming multiple identities/roles, so it's not like it's strenuous on his imagination. But he's more tactile/visual than he is aural. | |||||
| Wrestling | LOL | 4 | He enjoys a rough and tumble. | |||||
| Leash & Collar | Considerable | 2/3 | He can understand the aesthetic appeal, but otherwise it's cliched and tedious. | |||||
| Blood Play | Substantial | 3/4 | Often it's par for the course. | |||||
| Bathroom Control | Some | 0-1 | It annoys him. Terribly. | |||||
| Swallowing Feces | Let's not go there. | 0 | HISSSSSS GERMS |
